Grocery Store Men's Room

I was visiting my parents and we stopped by the grocery store to pick up a few items for dinner. I popped into the men's room at the back of the huge store and who do I see standing there but my old boss from the bike shop, Dan. He was in a compromised situation, using the urinal while holding his newborn daughter against his chest with his other hand. I stood for a moment taking in the coincidence and then the odd situation, and I considered jamming my finger into his back and pretending I was mugging him, but I was too worried it would end in a urinal baby situation. So instead I started laugh, which I think must have also been unnerving for him, but he handled it with grace.