See You In The Paper

I've seen this monstrous Hummer driving around the city lately and it's wrapped in a graphic that has huge marijuana leaves. They're using it to promote some kind of hemp-based candy, and it's all above board. But I found myself wondering how that business owner would go about trying to hire people to drive that thing around, and I imagine it must be difficult to find just the right person. The vehicle must be a magnet for the police to pull over, and you would have to be absolutely certain that you hired someone who would never drive under the influence. This is one of those accident-waiting-to-happen situations that we can't do anything about in advance even though we all know where it's headed. I'm sure I'll read about them in the paper one day.