The Kicker

One of my friends is training his kid to be an NFL kicker. It's a great idea. A high-profile job, lots of money, and if you're good at it, plenty of job security and a long career. Being a punter is better in this regard. I suspect he'll have some trouble selling it to his kid who will probably want to be the first astronaut to go to Mars, or at least the first to fake a Mars landing. Kids have such high aspirations, but there's no dealing with them, you seem like a dream squasher. So kid, work on your model airplanes, but also put in the time kicking.