Sunglasses at Night

I've never met a person who can pull off wearing sunglasses indoors. Oh sure, they exist. Bob Dylan. Ray Charles. But not folks that I see day-to-day or, for that matter, ever. I've never been tempted to wear sunglasses indoors. Not cool enough. I see folks make the attempt, and while I admire them for their fashion bravery, I can't help but think how difficult it must be for them to read the menu or see much of anything at all. I usually assume they've just come back from the eye doctor, which really isn't super cool.