Starstruck

I've never approached a celebrity I've seen on the street. Sure, I stare, but I don't go up and bother them. It's tacky when people do. The only celebrity I'd walk up to and say "hi" to would be Bob Dylan. I was thinking about it today, and I really have nothing to say to him. I'd probably say, "Hi Bob, I'm Rocky. Big fan." In spite of knowing that I'd have such a meaningless thing to say, I'd still approach the guy. I can't help myself. And I suppose that everyone has some celebrity they worship, someone they'd approach knowing full well they were just bothering the person, and with so many people in the world, celebrities are basically screwed. Forget about privacy.