Slow Drivers

I helped my buddy land a job at my bike shop after we had to let another guy go because he was super lazy. So I told my friend, "Just don't seem too lazy, and you'll be fine." He left for work his first day with plenty of time to get there since his car doesn't go faster than 50mph with its clownish bike rack on the roof. He was in the right lane tooling along, when moments before the exit another driver coming up fast swerved around him at the last moment and took the exit. That driver came into our bike shop and said to me, "I almost got into an accident by hitting this slow driver with a massive bike rack." Moments later my friend and all his bike-rack-glory pulled into our parking lot. It was a rough first day for both of us.