It appears some cataclysmic shift has occurred in my brain as of late. In the last few days I've been turning the faucets in my house and at work to 'hot' when I want cold water. And then when I scald my hands the first thing I think is, "Man, all these faucets are broken." I've also been turning the dial on my chapstick the wrong way, and I don't have a car, but if I did, I suspect I'd be cranking the tunes to ear-splitting levels when trying to turn down the radio. I hope this doesn't also mean that I'll start crying when someone tells a joke and then laugh when that person gets hit by a car.
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