Our New Boss

It occurred to me that if tiny animals like rats knew how scared we were of them, they'd be able to takeover and rule the world. But what would they do if they took over the world? How would they act any differently? I thought about it for a while, and I decided they're pretty content with the mountains of trash to feed on and warm basements to hide out in. So in essence, they've already taken over the world, or at least the parts of it that are any good for them. And we already cower in fear, so what's left? Nothing. Welcome your new rat overlords.