Locker Room Talk

After using the urinal in the men's room at the gym I was trying to tie my shorts back together while walking away from the urinal. Normally I'd stand at the urinal and do it, but there was a line behind me and I try to be a contributing member of society. So of course the moment I step away in mid-tie, I see the only guy who goes to the gym that I know on a social level. Awkward. Me tying my shorts, him and I having a conversation about weddings and irrational fears of flying. See, normally, I'd never walk around tying my shorts. But I was still in the men's locker room. Guys are literally walking past me wearing nothing, so you'd think tying your shorts wouldn't be so awkward.