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The young woman who cuts my hair always suggests that I buy gel hair products from her. I tell her I don't use any. Not because I'm categorically opposed to hair care products, but because I ride my bike to work every day and wear a helmet, so it wouldn't make much sense. She said, "You could just go to the bathroom in your office and style you hair when you get to work." And she's right, except that if I did that, it would mean that I'm the guy who styles his hair with gel in the bathroom in the morning each day. I don't want to be that guy. Right now I'm the guy who rides his bike to work in the rain. I'm much more comfortable being that weirdo.