Binoculars

Wrong!
It occurred to me the other day that I've never seen an apartment door with two peepholes. Sure, they might have one up high for tall people and one down low for little people, but they never have two side-by-side. You'd think that in all my years of walking past apartment doors, I'd spot at least one forward-thinker who'd prefer to see the hallway with binocular vision instead of the periscope. I guess I have to come up with all these stupid ideas on my own.

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