Dog vs. Human Food

Dog food makers have managed to make treats that dogs find so tasty they'll risk getting it caught in their throats by eating the entire treat at once. Some of the treats even clean the animal's teeth during consumption, and they're also very healthy for dogs. Human food makers have been at it for a much longer time, but for me they still haven't nailed it. There's no insanely scrumptious food that's healthy and cleans your teeth while eating. You might argue that dogs will also eat raw meat, grass, or (its own) feces, but I'd point out that humans eat sushi, wheatgrass juice, and Arbys. Get on it food makers. I want compact feedbag food that I can gorge down and get all the nutrients I need. Also, I'm tired of waiting for meals in a pill, flying cars, and monkey butlers.